"You Have Died of Dysentery" Mug

"You Have Died of Dysentery" Mug – Funny 90s Nostalgia Gift

If you know, you know. This mug is for the chosen few who spent computer lab days naming wagon party members after classmates and making wildly irresponsible river crossings.

Featuring the infamous “You have died of dysentery” message, this mug pays tribute to one of the most iconic (and tragic) lines in 90s gaming history. Perfect for millennials, retro gaming fans, and anyone who learned about disease way too young thanks to educational software.

Great for:

• Funny gamer mugs

• 90s nostalgia gifts

• Office mugs for millennials

• Retro video game fans

• People who can still hear the floppy disk drive whirring

Product Details:

• 11 oz capacity

• Printed on both sides

• Dishwasher + microwave safe

Because adulthood is basically just a modern-day Oregon Trail — and yes, you still forgot to pack enough oxen.