Women's "This Is My Backup Outfit" T-shirt | Mom Life Clothing | Funny Parent Tee

For When Your First Choice Has Mysterious Stains That Appeared Between Laundry Day And Now

The official uniform of moms who can't have nice things anymore

Let's be real—you had actual plans to wear something presentable today. Something that didn't scream "I've given up on ever looking put-together again." But then life happened. Maybe it was projectile breakfast, a sneak-attack juice box, or that mysterious substance your toddler was definitely not supposed to be touching. Whatever the crisis, your carefully selected outfit is now a distant memory, and here we are.

Emergency Mom T-shirt Features:

• Bold "This Is My Backup Outfit" text that explains everything without you having to say a word
• Luxuriously soft, 100% cotton 
• Versatile design that pairs equally well with yoga pants you haven't done yoga in or the pajama bottoms you're trying to pass off as acceptable public attire
• Machine washable because it WILL need to be washed tonight after someone wipes their face on you

Available in five flattering shades of parental surrender: "Was Clean This Morning White or Cream," "Hide the Stains Black," "What Even Is Self-Care Dark Grey Heather," "Didn't Have Time to Shave My Legs Anyway Baby Blue," and "School Drop-off Crisis Athletic Heather."

Perfect for grocery store runs where you'll inevitably run into your most put-together mom acquaintance, parent-teacher conferences you forgot about until an hour before, impromptu playdates you were voluntold to host, or just everyday life when your fashion aspirations have been reduced to "not visibly covered in bodily fluids."

Sizing Options:

• Available in S-2XL (with size chart that acknowledges your body has carried either children, stress, or a concerning amount of dry shampoo)

Because sometimes the best fashion statement is just being honest about how your day is going.

Pairs excellently with our "It's Not Drinking Alone if Your Baby is Home" wine tumbler and "This Is My Backup Outfit Baby Onesie."

Last Resort Gifts: Because admitting defeat has never looked so good.