“Today, Smoking Will Save Lives” Mug

For Those Who Cope with Crisis Using Caffeine & Sarcasm ☕🚬

If you know, you know.

This mug features the wildly inappropriate and iconic quote:
“Today, smoking will save lives”,
paired with a simple cigarette illustration — a nod to one of the most unhinged moments in workplace sitcom history.

It’s perfect for fans of dark humor, mockumentary-style madness, and characters who definitely should not be in charge of anything… ever.

☕ Perfect For:

• Sitcom fans who live for chaotic leadership moments

• Coworkers with HR-dodging, deadpan energy

• White elephant gifts for fans of “inappropriate but iconic” quotes

• People who treat fire drills, meetings, and Mondays with equal disdain

• Coffee drinkers who appreciate a little workplace anarchy

📦 Product Details:

• 11 oz capacity

• Printed on both sides — for full crisis-mode coverage

• Dishwasher & microwave safe

• Glossy white ceramic with sharp, high-contrast design

• No actual nicotine included — just emotional smoke signals

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

This mug is for anyone who’s ever looked at their boss and thought, “We’re not making it out of this office alive.” Bold, inappropriate, and hilariously accurate, it’s the perfect desk accessory for surviving the daily grind with humor intact.

Because some days, sarcasm is the only emergency protocol that works.