“This Smells Like Finding Out That Your Ex Got Dumped” Candle

The Scent of Karma, Closure, and a Little Bit of “Told You So” 🔥💅

Looking for the perfect post-breakup gift or just want your space to smell like sweet, sweet karma? This candle delivers good vibes and even better pettiness.

Labeled with the brutally honest phrase:
“This Smells Like Finding Out That Your Ex Got Dumped”,
this 9 oz soy candle brings laughs, lavender, and a whole lot of closure.

Whether you're sending a breakup care package, celebrating a glow-up, or just want your living room to smell like revenge and peace — this candle brings the burn (in the best way).

🕯️ Scent Profile:

• White Sage – for cleansing away bad decisions

• Lavender – for calm, healing, and zero regret

• Hint of “Told You So” – emotionally aromatic and spiritually smug

🎁 Perfect For:

• Breakup care packages with a sense of humor

• Friends thriving after getting ghosted

• Anyone who’s upgraded their life (and their scent)

• Petty party favors and self-love celebrations

• People who say “I’m fine” and actually mean it now

🧾 Candle Details:

• 9 oz scented soy candle

• 100% natural soy wax

• Clean-burning cotton wick

• 50–60 hour burn time

• Hand-poured with attitude in the USA

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

This isn’t just a candle — it’s emotional aromatherapy. Light it up after reading a “just checking in” text, during your next breakup binge-watch, or any time you need your space to smell like well-earned vindication.

Because healing smells better when it’s scented with karma.