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"Where You Lead, I Will Follow" Baby Onesie

"Where You Lead, I Will Follow" Baby Onesie

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Baby TV-Inspired "Where You Lead, I Will Follow" Onesie | Mother Baby Matching Set | Millennial Mom Gift

Because Indoctrinating Your Offspring Into Your Fandoms Should Start At Birth

For millennial moms who couldn't wait until their baby could walk before forcing them into pop culture references

Let's be honest—you've been planning this since your second trimester. Now you can officially draft your tiny human into your millennial nostalgia cult with our matching parent-baby set that essentially says: "Yes, I've already created a watchlist for my 3-month-old, and what?"

Tiny Human Onesie Features (AKA Proof You've Peaked as a Parent):

  • Strategic Phrase Placement: Front proudly displays "I will follow" while the back features "Where you lead" (which is ironic since they can't actually follow anyone yet without your carrying them)
  • Conversation Starter: Helps identify other sleep-deprived millennial moms with excellent taste in 2000s television at pediatrician waiting rooms
  • Diaper-Change Friendly: Snap closures at the bottom because we understand the true horror of removing an entire outfit during a blowout situation
  • Premium Materials: Super-soft 100% cotton that's gentle on baby skin yet miraculously withstands spit-up, pureed carrot explosions, and your tears when you realize you haven't watched your favorite show in months because you're too exhausted
  • Size Range: Newborn through 24 months (for when they grow faster than your streaming queue)

This adorable onesie pairs perfectly with our adult sweatshirt version, creating the ideal mother-baby ensemble for those Instagram photos that will make your childless friends roll their eyes while secretly getting 47 likes.

Perfect for mother-baby photoshoots that were way more elaborate than necessary, coffee shop outings where you'll desperately consume caffeine while explaining the plot of your favorite show to someone who can't form sentences yet, or just everyday wear that signals to other moms at the playground that you're still clinging to your pre-baby identity.

Ideal gift for baby showers, first Mother's Day celebrations, or for any millennial mom who's determined that her infant will have impeccable taste in television despite currently being interested only in ceiling fans and their own feet.

Because nothing says "I'm raising my child right" like dressing your baby in references to pop culture from two decades before they existed.

Complete the set with our adult-sized sweatshirt and cement your status as That Mom™!

 

Last Resort Gifts: For when subtlety was never your strong suit, even in infant clothing.

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