“I Never Touch Another Juggler’s Instruments” Mug

The Mug. The Myth. The Juggling Code. 🎪☕

Some quotes are iconic. Others are extremely niche and weirdly intense — and this mug proudly lives in that second category.

Featuring the bold black phrase:
“I never touch another juggler’s instruments”,
this is the ultimate tribute to obscure sitcom moments, questionable talent show ethics, and chaotic characters with very firm boundaries.

Whether you actually juggle, or just juggle your sanity, deadlines, and unspoken workplace tension, this mug delivers peak awkward energy — with every sip.

☕ Perfect For:

• Fans of obscure TV quotes & background characters

• Jugglers (literal or metaphorical)

• People who love oddly intense rules

• White elephant gifts for weird coworkers

• Chaos gremlins and niche reference collectors

📦 Product Details:

• 11 oz capacity

• Printed on both sides for maximum awkwardness

• Microwave & dishwasher safe

• Glossy white ceramic — boom box not included

• Built to confuse your coworkers and amuse yourself

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

It’s weird. It’s oddly motivational. It’s a juggler’s code of ethics in mug form — and somehow, it just makes sense.

Whether you're a fan of cringey talent shows or proud to live by oddly specific principles, this mug was made for you.

Because some lines shouldn’t be crossed… especially if juggling is involved.