“I Am Never Going to Financially Recover From This” Tote Bag – Funny Pop Culture Canvas Bag for Broke Millennials, Hot Messes & Retail Therapy Survivors
When you said “just browsing,” but now you're explaining a $143 charge to your bank app.
Introducing the tote bag that gets it. Whether you’re panic-buying iced coffee, emotionally spending at 2am, or just existing in late-stage capitalism, this canvas tote says what your credit score won’t: “I am never going to financially recover from this.”
Spacious enough for impulse purchases, emotionally charged snacks, or your fifth attempt at budgeting, this bag is the perfect sidekick for Target runs, therapy appointments, and pretending you’re in control of your life.
The details:
Durable, eco-friendly cotton canvas
Large capacity for all your questionable purchases
Printed with bold, high-quality lettering that doesn’t flake under financial pressure
Perfect gift for retail therapy pros, broke besties, or meme-loving minimalists
Let’s be real: you’re gonna buy this. Just consider it an investment in emotional support.
