“Good Morning, Time to Pick Up My Poop” Mug

For the Ones Who Wake Up and Immediately Get Bossed Around by a Dog 💩☕

Ah yes, the sacred morning routine: wake up, chug coffee, then head outside to serve your furry overlord.

This mug features an adorable cartoon pup and the too-real phrase:
“Good Morning, Time to Pick Up My Poop!”
…because nothing says true love like freezing your butt off while holding a poop bag before 7 a.m.

Perfect for proud dog parents, accidental poop sherpas, and anyone who’s stepped in a surprise before their first sip of caffeine.

☕ Perfect For:

• Dog moms & dads with zero boundaries and full devotion

• Pet parents who know who runs the house

• Gag gifts for animal lovers (who live the poop life)

• Morning routines fueled by coffee, sarcasm, and waste bags

• Anyone who sacrificed clean floors for unconditional love

📦 Product Details:

• 11 oz capacity

• Double-sided print — visible to both humans and hounds

• Microwave & dishwasher safe

• Glossy white ceramic with fade-resistant ink

• Built for early walks, cold mornings, and poop-related bonding moments

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

This mug is the honest anthem of dog ownership. It’s cute, relatable, and hilariously accurate — because before the cuddles come the cleanup.

Whether it's for you or your favorite poop-scooping friend, it's a daily dose of laughter (and reality).

Because love is picking up poop at sunrise… with a coffee in hand.