Cotton Canvas "Treat Yo Self" Tote Bag | Funny Shopping Bag | Self-Care Gift

Because Your Purchases Deserve Better Than Those Flimsy Plastic Bags of Guilt

The enabler you didn't know you needed

Let's be honest—you weren't planning on buying that extra bottle of wine, those unnecessary scented candles, or that ridiculously expensive cheese that you'll eat in one sitting while watching reality TV. But here we are. Now you can at least transport your questionable life choices in a bag that actively encourages your behavior.

Retail Therapy Tote Features:

• Bold "Treat Yo Self" text that serves as both a shopping mantra and a pre-emptive defense against anyone who questions your purchases
• Sturdy cotton canvas construction capable of supporting the weight of your impulse buys AND your emotional baggage
• Generously sized interior with enough room for everything you definitely don't need but absolutely deserve
• Reinforced handles that won't snap under the pressure of your self-indulgence or judgment from others
• Open top design for easy access to your credit card and minimal reflection time before checkout

Perfect for farmers market visits where you'll spend $47 on artisanal jam, bookstore trips that mysteriously turn into "buy all the hardcovers" events, late-night ice cream runs that no one needs to know about, or any shopping expedition where your budget is more of a polite suggestion than an actual constraint.

Versatile enough for grocery shopping, beach days, library visits, or just carrying around as a physical reminder that sometimes retail therapy is cheaper than actual therapy.

Because sometimes the only permission you need is from an inanimate object.