"Coffee Please & a Shot of Cynicism" 40 oz Travel Tumbler with Straw

Coffee Please & a Shot of Cynicism – 40 oz Travel Tumbler with Straw, Fan-Inspired Gift for Coffee Lovers

For mornings when coffee isn’t enough, but sarcasm is mandatory.

The Coffee Please & a Shot of Cynicism Travel Tumbler is inspired by one of many memorable one-liners from a certain fast-talking TV mom. It’s the perfect cup for anyone who runs on equal parts caffeine and sarcasm. With its giant 40 oz capacity, stainless steel insulation, and handy straw, it keeps your drink at the right temperature while making your mood very clear.

Why You’ll Love It:
-Holds a glorious 40 oz of liquid survival fuel
-Stainless steel, double-wall insulation—hot stays hot, cold stays cold
-Fits in most car/stroller cup holders
-Handwash only (we know, we know - not usually in the 'pro' column but this way it won't take up all of the space in your dishwasher!)

Perfect For:
-Fans of quirky small-town TV shows
-Coffee lovers with a dry sense of humor
-Long commutes, workdays, or avoiding small talk
-A unique gift for your favorite fast-talking friend