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"This Is My Backup Outfit" Baby Onesie

"This Is My Backup Outfit" Baby Onesie

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Baby "This Is My Backup Outfit" Onesie | Funny Infant Bodysuit | Matching Mom Baby Set

Because Babies Go Through More Outfit Changes Than A Pop Star In Concert

The official uniform of infants who treat clothing like a challenge

Let's be honest—this isn't the adorable coordinated ensemble you spent 45 minutes picking out this morning. That outfit lasted approximately 8.7 minutes before falling victim to a diaper situation that defied the laws of physics. This is outfit #3 (or is it #4?) of the day, hastily grabbed from the bottom of the diaper bag where it's been crumpled since that Target trip three weeks ago.

Emergency Baby Onesie Features:

  • Bold "This Is My Backup Outfit" text that explains why your baby isn't wearing that expensive outfit Grandma bought
  • Expandable neckline designed for easy removal during catastrophic blowouts (because pulling poop-covered clothing over your baby's head is a rookie mistake you've made exactly once)
  • Convenient snap closures at the bottom for rapid-response diaper changes in airplane bathrooms, restaurant changing tables, and the back seat of your car
  • 100% cotton because your baby's skin is sensitive even if their fashion sense isn't
  • Reinforced seams that withstand your baby's Olympic-level squirming during outfit changes

Available in eight realistic shades of parental desperation: "Was Supposed to Be a Backup White or Natural," "Third Outfit Before Noon Black," "This Used to Be Someone Else's Heather Mauve or Columbia Blue," "Emergency Car Onesie Heather Dust or Pink" and "Found This in the Diaper Bag Athletic Heather."

Perfect for pediatrician visits scheduled during nap time, first birthday parties where cake smashing is imminent, family photos you foolishly thought would go smoothly, or just everyday life with a tiny human whose bodily functions have no respect for your schedule or clothing budget.

Sizing Options:

  • Available in Newborn to 24 months

Because sometimes the best dressed baby is just the one wearing something clean-ish.

Complete the look with our matching "This Is My Backup Outfit" adult t-shirt, because if baby went through three outfits, mom definitely didn't make it through unscathed.

 

Last Resort Gifts: For when your expectations were high but your changing pad reserves are low.

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