“26.2 (Number of times I thought about quitting this job this week)” Mug

Not a Marathoner. Just Emotionally Employed. 🏃‍♀️☕

You’re not training for a marathon — you’re barely surviving one. The kind with passive-aggressive emails, Zoom fatigue, and Karen from HR.

Featuring the line:
“26.2 (times I thought about quitting this job this week)”,
this mug is caffeine-fueled solidarity for every overworked, underappreciated professional running on sarcasm and spite.

☕ Perfect For:

• Tired coworkers and corporate survivors

• WFH warriors who need coffee to open Slack

• Work besties who deserve a raise (but got pizza instead)

• Secret Santa or white elephant gifts for office rebels

• Anyone whose job is 90% pretending to care

📦 Product Details:

• 11 oz capacity

• Printed on both sides (because sarcasm should be visible from all angles)

• Microwave & dishwasher safe

• Glossy white ceramic — office-friendly and HR-questionable

• Ideal for desks, couches, or existential dread mornings

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

This mug is the official drinkware of emotional laborers everywhere. Whether you’re silently screaming into your keyboard or rage-sipping between meetings, it’s your passive-aggressive power move in ceramic form.

Because your job might be draining, but your mug? Peak performance.