"Please Leave By Nine" Decorative Throw Pillow - The Subtle Hint Your Guests Won't Miss

Tired of those friends who interpret "dropping by" as "moving in"? Our bestselling "Please Leave By Nine" decorative throw pillow communicates what you're too polite to say out loud.

Perfect for recovering introverts, exhausted moms, and anyone who values their couch time more than small talk. This conversation-ending pillow delivers your message with just the right blend of humor and passive-aggressive clarity that won't get you uninvited from the neighborhood potluck.

Why You Need This Social Battery Saver:

• Home Decor That Works Overtime: Stylish enough for your living room, functional enough to end a playdate
• The Ultimate Hostess Hack: Pairs perfectly with checking your watch and loudly yawning
• Quality Construction: Durable enough to withstand being clutched desperately as you count down to guest departure
• Thoughtful Gift: For the friend who starts mentioning "early morning tomorrow" at 8:30 PM

Made with soft, premium fabric that stays comfortable while you're silently willing everyone to notice it's 9:05 PM already.

Our customers report a 78% success rate in clearing their homes by 9:15 PM* and a 100% success rate in identifying which friends actually respect boundaries.

*Results may vary based on your guests' ability to take a hint. Not effective against in-laws or people who say "just one more episode" four times in a row.